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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Stinky Body Gas Post 9

The last of the "C" farts, here ya go....

The Crowd Fart is distinguished by its very potent odor, strong enough to make quite a few people look around. The trick here is not to identify the fart but the farter. This is almost impossible unless the farter panics and starts a fit of coughing or starts staring at the ceiling or the sky as though something up there fascinates him. In which case he is the one. Very common.

1 comment:

April said...

These are so funny.

You know, I have a coworker that farts and we all wonder if she even knows she's doing it. She can clear a room and not bat an eyelash over it. It's like walking straight into a wall. Another coworker asked me to go over to her desk one day and I did. I HIT that "wall" full force and yelled at her, "I had my mouth open!!!!" LOL LOL we all laughed pretty hard.